Sunday
Sep102006
Path To 9/11 Review: Top Ten Things I Learned
September 10, 2006 at 10:28 AM
If it weren't for the big hype (free advertising for Disney) created by the Democrats and other progressive groups, I never would have known about "Path to 9/11" on ABC. But because of all the hype I decided to watch the first episode. I probably won't watch or record the second episode - but I think I got the idea. Here are the top ten thoughts I had thanks to another quality Network Television docudrama:
1. "If only the ACLU didn't exist then maybe 9/11 would never have happened."
2. "We would have been able to get all those terrorists ages ago if Alexander Hamilton had been able to convince Thomas Jefferson and those other white haired guys that the U.S. Constitution didn't need a Bill of Rights."
3. "Harvey Keitel figured out that women are the most vigilant cops, customs agents and airline employees."
4. "If only the U.S. had a criminal justice system like the Philippines we'd be much better at stopping plane hijackings."
5. "The Democrats are a bunch of big government guys in suits who spend money like crazy on government bureaucracy but never get anything done - if only George Bush had been in charge back in the 90's things would not have been like that."
6. "Bill Clinton was too busy defending himself from impeachment from the Republican congress because of Monical Lewinsky to have time to defend our country from extremists"
7. "You can always tell something bad is going to happen when there is middle eastern singing going on while people run in slow motion. If I ever hear an Adhan (islamic call to prayer) and see people running in slow motion, I know to kiss my little butt goodbye."
8. "Wow! they filmed the whole thing in that police docudrama shaky camera - what genius thought of that?" Here is a paper for ABC/Disney on how to avoid shaky camera syndrome.
9. "Terrorists get really scared and sweat a lot right before they blow up innocent civilians."
10. "If only there had been some place outside the U.S. criminal courts and justice system, we could have prevented lots of terrorism by locking up suspects without charges."
1. "If only the ACLU didn't exist then maybe 9/11 would never have happened."
2. "We would have been able to get all those terrorists ages ago if Alexander Hamilton had been able to convince Thomas Jefferson and those other white haired guys that the U.S. Constitution didn't need a Bill of Rights."
3. "Harvey Keitel figured out that women are the most vigilant cops, customs agents and airline employees."
4. "If only the U.S. had a criminal justice system like the Philippines we'd be much better at stopping plane hijackings."
5. "The Democrats are a bunch of big government guys in suits who spend money like crazy on government bureaucracy but never get anything done - if only George Bush had been in charge back in the 90's things would not have been like that."
6. "Bill Clinton was too busy defending himself from impeachment from the Republican congress because of Monical Lewinsky to have time to defend our country from extremists"
7. "You can always tell something bad is going to happen when there is middle eastern singing going on while people run in slow motion. If I ever hear an Adhan (islamic call to prayer) and see people running in slow motion, I know to kiss my little butt goodbye."
8. "Wow! they filmed the whole thing in that police docudrama shaky camera - what genius thought of that?" Here is a paper for ABC/Disney on how to avoid shaky camera syndrome.
9. "Terrorists get really scared and sweat a lot right before they blow up innocent civilians."
10. "If only there had been some place outside the U.S. criminal courts and justice system, we could have prevented lots of terrorism by locking up suspects without charges."
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